Goodr Sunglasses See You at the Party, Richter

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A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether youre running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.

Congrats! You won a vacation! And by “vacation,” we mean our clumsy goons will dig into your brain and implant false memories of ohhhh no we’re getting shut down for violating ethics laws. Whoops-a-daisy. Well, forget the vacation. Buy these shades! (And if you think you already bought them, you’re wrong, that’s a false memory.)

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• Mirrored Reflective Lenses
• For Regular Heads
• Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines
• No Slip, No Bounce, All Polarized